Three's a Clan

[Sleetfoot]

**I vote we just get on with it...**

The white tom smiled slyly at his mate before heading after her. He paused after a few seconds to pop n one of the ear buds to his iPod. he found the song he wanted and started off again after his family.

Coldkit had already been following her mother. She couldn't help but roll her eyes at the 'too-cool-for-school' father of hers who did nothing but embarrass her.

[Wildstar]

"Wildstar, my darling sister!" Falcontail pounced on the black she-cat before the door was entirely open.
"Gah, my heart!" Wildstar shrieked, while trying to shove off the tabby tom.
Falcontail stood and touched noses with her. "I would have called, but you always seem to push cats away when they give you warning. So I decided to surprise you. Got any rooms available?"
The she-cat resisted the urge to have a hairball, instead trying to regain her composure. "Well, you're a sight for sore eyes, Falcontail. I didn't expect I'd see you again in this lifetime."
"Aww, that's so mean, Wildstar! I'm practically your brother and you don't even greet me cheerfully after all this time!"
The land she-cat snorted. "You're lucky I don't call the border patrol on you. Trespass, assault, sexual harassment, the list goes on!"
"But I came all this way just to see you," he pouted, the crow's feather between his shoulder blades drooping.
"Aye, and I'm the leader of MountainClan.* Just close the door before the neighbours see you."
"Oh, no need, I already introduced myself. They seem like nice cats, a little strange though."
'Great, now they're gon'na think I'm nuts!' Wildstar almost sobbed aloud. "Your room's in the basement, next to the furnace."

*Ooc: Breaking the fourth wall for the win!!

[Sleetfoot]

The BlueSleet family trecked gingerly inside. Despite their being invited, they where still somewhat creeped out by the place. Well, at least Sleetfoot was. Coldkit seemed not to care too much as she ran inside, looking at everything. After finishing her selfguided tour, she approached her sister. "Comeone! Lets go look around!"

Sleetfoot couldn't help but smile at the fuzzball's curiousity. He stepped up beside Bluesky (almost said bluefur X.x) and waited for the owner of the house to aknowledge them.

[Hawkpaw]

Ooc: Would it be alright if I introduced Hawkkit in this roleplay?

[Sleetfoot]

**Of course!**

[Hawkpaw]

Hawkkit raced through the trees, her eyes darting wildly around as she searched for her mother, "Mother, Mother? MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!" she cried out. As she crashed through the brush into an open area, she collapsed onto her side in defeat and let out a sob. She had stopped to look at a pretty bug for just a moment, and when she looked up, her mother had been nowhere in sight. She looked up and noticed a large two-leg shelter in front of her. 'Maybe whoever's there will no where my mother is. If not, at least it'll be warm...' she thought as she slowly padded up towards the structure. She looked around for a way to get in and saw that a piece of a tree (Door) was blocking the entrance. She wondered if she could push it out of the way and get in. As she reached the piece of tree blocking the entrance, she reared up on her hind paws and through her whole weight against the door with no avail. She was too light. She looked up to see if there were any other places she could enter and saw a glowing button (Doorbell) and a platform raised on small trees (Chair). 'Maybe that moves the tree?' she wondered staring at the button. She leapt up onto the small platform and just about fell off as she barely made it onto the edge. To keep from falling off, she unsheathed her claws and dug them in. She leapt up to hit the shining button with her cream colored paw, and as she landed back on the chair, leapt up, startled, and fell off the platform as the button made a loud ringing noise. There was a loud thud as she hit the ground. "Oof... What was that?" she asked and leapt back up onto the platform. She once again, leapt up to hit the button, though this time she wasn't startled as it loudly rang. She stared at it, puzzled, 'Where was that coming from?' and once again, leapt up to hit it. She was determined to find out who or what was making the noise. She leapt up to hit it again and purred, it was becoming quite fun. She leapt up again and again, hitting it over and over with different body parts. She leapt up one more time and hit it with her head, and pain shot through her skull as she hit it just a bit too hard. She let out a cry of pain and collapsed on the chair. That hurt! She glared at the button with all her might. How dare it hurt her. "I don't like you anymore, button," she said in anger to the button.

[Hawkpaw]

Ooc: Wow... I wrote a lot more than I thought... Haha

[Wildstar]

Ooc: Just in case you were wondering, Hawkkit, most of the comedy roleplays here involve regular people items, so you don't have to explain it in feline terms all the time. Makes it a little easier, I hope.

Bic:
The sudden ring of the doorbell made the she-cat forget her almost-brother-in-law, and she trotted to the door hoping Falcontail would go find his room… or maybe get stuck in the toilet again. Either was fine. But he was following right behind her, probably trying to destroy her carefully-laid reputation in one blow.
As the ringing became more consistent, Wildstar saw Falcontail speeding up out of the corner of her eye, but she was determined to at least be at the door to defend herself when he screwed up. It soon became a full-out race.
Paws skidding across the waxed marble floors, the two full-grown felines dashed headlong, but Wildstar was determined to win. She reached the door first and opened it wide, watching with a smirk as Falcontail skid right out the door and onto the porch.
"That'll teach you to come back here rent-free, mousebrain!" she hissed, having completely forgotten she was supposed to see who was ringing the doorbell.

[Bluesky]

Bluesky watched her kits run off in amusement, plopping down on the ground to wait. A few moments later, though, the doorbell started to go off, startling her. Just as she got her fur to lie flat, Wildstar and Falcontail came barreling around the corner. Hissing in surprise, she scrambled out of the way, watching them reach the front door, ears flat. She moved to press against Sleetfoot for comfort, feeling embarrassed at her jumpiness.

((Foxfang is a minor actress who is very jealous of Wildstar's larger house, and comes off rather cold towards her, though she actually really likes Wildy, she feels she has to make herself seem better than Wildy to hide her jealousy. Shadowchase is a successful accountant, who houses his adopted younger siblings. He respects Wildy and doesn't like his exuberant sister's complaints. Mudsplatter is an aspiring artist, but he hasn't been able to sell anything at all luls))

Foxfang peered out the window at their slightly cooky neighbor, watching cats arrive and enter, and wondered what could be going on. Was the batty old cat opening her larger but not as classy house for boarders? Could it be? Just as the stress of not knowing her was starting to make her fur bristle, Shadowchase came up beside her bearing tea. She took it and sipped it quickly down to the dregs, then launched into her wonderings without so much as a 'thank you'. "Do you know what's going on over at Wildstar's place? There have been cats going in all day long, could she possibly be taking in boarders? She never said anything. Maybe they're mistaking it for our house, and really wanted to come congratulate me on my performance last night? But then why wouldn't they have rushed over here? Are they lost in there? I always tho-" She broke off as Shadowchase brushed his tail over her mouth, having finished his own tea.
"She put an add in the newspaper advertising room and board. I would say to wait a few days to let them settle in before going over poking about, but I suppose you wouldn't, would you?"
"No." She put in quickly.
"Very well... I'll call Mudsplatter and we'll pay them a visit."

[Hawkpaw]

Ooc: Oki-Doki

As the door opened, Hawkkit jumped up, startled, and fell off of the chair. "Gaaah!" she let out a starlted cry as she fell. She looked at the cat who had flown out the door and let out a tiny laugh. She then turned her head to look at the cat in the door. She hopped up and walked over to her. "I'm Hawkkit! Who are you? Can I come in? What is this place? It's soooo big! It must be taller than the tallest tree in all the forest! And that's a big tree! Who are these other cats who are here?" She walked through the open door and looked around, "Wow! This room is huge! It's much bigger than my mother's den! And that's big! We live in a ginormous cave, but my mother was taking us to see something today! I found a really pretty bug and stopped to look at it for just a second! Then she was gone! I don't know where she went! So I started running to catch up, and then I ended up here!" she paused, "This place is huge!"

[Wildstar]

Wildstar stared after the kit in bewilderment. She had no clue how to deal with kits, and here was one, romping into her house pretty-as-you-please. Her hackles began to rise in indignation. This wasn't the nursery, and she wasn't a queen.
"Hold up there, sis. She's just a kit. At least let her stay until her mother picks her up."
"How would her mother know she's here? She got a GPS or something?" Wildstar scoffed, closing the door so that the two couldn't be heard on the porch.
"I'm just saying you can't just leave her to the streets. This neighbourhood ain't exactly friendly to outsiders," Falcontail twitched his tail, as if to emphasis his point.
"For good reason. Remember what happened the last time you and Eagleheart were here?"
"Oh yeah…" the orange tabby's eyes clouded with memories. "Good times…"
The she-cat shook her head in disgust. "The point is, I had to move to a completely different neighbourhood to get away from all the gossips, and now I'm stuck in the same situation. I'm not moving again."
"So then just stop caring."
"HAH! Easy for a freeloader to say."
"It is, 'cause I don't care what other cats think about me even when I'm down and out. Why should you care what they think when you're far better off than them? Besides, you've already opened your mansion to boarders, what's a few days with a lost kit gon'na do to your rep? Chill out, sis!"
The black she-cat twitched her whiskers in disapproval, but there was nothing he'd said that she could argue with without looking the bigger mousebrain. "Alright, you win. She stays. But /you're/ gon'na keep her in line, alright? She'll not be swinging from the chandeliers and sliding down the banisters."
Falcontail smiled. He'd won an argument and saved a kit from the streets, there wasn't any point in rubbing salt in the she-cat's wounds.
He gave her a quick lick between the ears before scurrying away, leaving behind a very flustered Wildstar.

[Hawkpaw]

Hawkkit watched the two older cats argue. 'Is that all about me?' she wondered. As Falcontail ran off, she scampered after him. "Hey!" she called, "Wait for me!" She continued running after him until she finally caught up. "Hi! I'm Hawkkit! What's your name?" she asked exuberantly. She licked her snowy, white paw and rubbed her ear with it. She wanted to know who he was and what he and Wildstar had been arguing about. "What were you guys fighting about back there?" She asked.

[Wildstar]

Falcontail smiled winningly. "Nice to meet you, Hawkkit. I'm Falcontail. Me and the landqueen were just arguing over who'd be your best friend while you're here. Looks like I won." He grinned even wider.

Wildstar sighed. What an interesting bunch of weirdos she was taking on. The former owner, Pinestar, would've had another heart attack if he could see what she was doing to his beautiful mansion. But hey, she'd still be the one laughing all the way to the fresh kill… or something like that. With Falcontail taken care of, it was a lot easier to relax.
"Should probably get started on dinner preparations…" she mumbled.

[Hawkpaw]

"Really?" Hawkkit asked, "You were arguing over who'd be my best friend?" Her eyes lit up with excitement. "You'd definitely be my choice, Falcontail!" She brushed her up pelt against his affectionately. "Since we're best friends now, lets do something fun!" She began to jump up and down excitedly, her eyes darting around as she tried to decide something fun to do. "Lets..." her eyes landed on the staircase, and the banister in particular, "Slide down that thing!" She ran at the stairs and climbed straight to the top, "Come on, Falcontail! she called, "Watch! It's fun!" She leapt up onto the banister and began to slide down, her legs on either side of the banister as she slid down. She grinned and let out a cry of glee. As she reached the end though, a look of terror washed over her features as she flew towards the end of the banister. The end of the banister sloped up slightly before curving underneath into a swirl. Hawkkit soared over the edge and let out a wail as she flew through the air, right towards Falcontail with her eyes squeezed shut and claws extended as she clawed the air trying to find something to grip.